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If I were super...

I read Kaythrine's post (MySimpleLife) on the powers she wanted to have if she were super mom and I found the topic very interesting so I'm posting a list of the five mighty mommy powers I wish I had too :)

First off, I'd like to be super strong so I can lift everything and anything. This way, I can go about my mommy duties and other household chores without needi
ng the help of someone stronger than me. I bet I can also lift the twins at the same time and probably carry my eldest on my back :)
Then, I'd like to have super speed. If I were as fast as Sonic, I'd be able to do a lot of things in my limited 24hours of daily living. I'd be able to finish household chores in an inst
ant and I'll have more time to play with the kids and blog. I'd be able to type faster and read faster, and join more contests! haha!

Telekinesis is another very nice power especially for mommies. Imagine, each time yza and ysha's diaper get's soiled, I can lift them both and change their diapers simultaneously while sweeping the floor. When they cry at the same time during the wee hours of
the morning, I can lift them both right away without having to get up from bed. I can also lift Yana and stop her from bolting out the door or going to the bath room or climbing the refrigerator and chairs.
Another power I'd like is the power to control time and space. I can go back and
undo my mommyhood mistakes like forgetting to change the babies' diapers at an earlier time, etc. When they grow old, I can also go back to the past and wash them grow old again... Oh god, I'd really dread the day when they'll get married or decide to live independently... Thank God, fortunately (and hopefully) that's approximately 20-25 years from now.

Lastly, I'd like to be immortal like Scamper (the bunny from Igor, the movie)... but then, I want to be immortal only if my daughters would have the same power...

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